Lindsay's 22, she lives in Portland, OR, and she hates purple gift wrap.

Hi. I like Wes Anderson, Arrested Development, Scott Pilgrim, Jason Schwartzman, Jesse Eisenberg, Ben Folds, Logan Echolls, Andrew Garfield, Misfits, Pacey Witter, Simon Amstell, The Graduate, New York City, Seth Cohen, being Jewish, wishing I could be good at artsy things, and menu items served with club sauce.

and I want to be your friend.

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You don’t want to know how much I cried.

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Erin and I have our first date tonight and it has to be perfect. Why? Because according to “How I Met Your Mother,” that’s the date that your kids are going to wait patiently to hear about. And you better have a good story for them.

Andy, “The Office”

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lynnr:

Sooo cute. This episode was mostly flashbacks, which was kind of ridiculous. I could watch those on YouTube, guys, c’mon…

Yeah, I was really annoyed this week. Even aside from this episode, The Office totally isn’t as funny and fresh as it used to be, and that’s really sad. Same with 30 Rock. :’(

  • Dwight Schrute: Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check-in time in now, check-out time is never.
  • Jim Halpert: Does my room have cable?
  • Dwight Schrute: No. And the sheets are made of fire.
  • Jim Halpert: Can I change rooms?
  • Dwight Schrute: Sorry we're all booked up. Hell convention in town.
  • Jim Halpert: Can I have a late check-out?
  • Dwight Schrute: I'll have to talk to the manager.
  • Jim Halpert: You're not the manager, even in your own fantasy?
  • Dwight Schrute: I'm the owner.. the co-owner. With Satan!
  • Jim Halpert: Okay, just so I understand it. In your wildest fantasy, you are in hell and you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil.
  • Dwight Schrute: But I haven't told you my salary yet.
  • Jim Halpert: Go.
  • Dwight Schrute: Eighty thousand dollars.

danieliz:

That’s really not the trend of vampies right now.

I don’t talk trash; I talk smack. They’re totally different. Trash talk is all hypothetical like ‘Your Mama’s so fat she could eat the internet’ but smack talk is happening like right now, like you’re ugly and I know it for a fact cause I got the evidence right there.

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And then suddenly, she’s not yo ho… no mo