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Lindsay's 22, she lives in Portland, OR, and she hates purple gift wrap.
Hi. I like Wes Anderson, Arrested Development, Scott Pilgrim, Jason Schwartzman, Jesse Eisenberg, Ben Folds, Logan Echolls, Andrew Garfield, Misfits, Pacey Witter, Simon Amstell, The Graduate, New York City, Seth Cohen, being Jewish, wishing I could be good at artsy things, and menu items served with club sauce.
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Emojis in Paris (N*ggas in Paris Remix)
Lindsay, I’m pretty sure you and Aziz Ansari should be friends and text each other in only emoji.
I love Lynn and I love Aziz and I love emojis.
#2002 for lynn #aziz ansari
5 months ago on December 09, 2011 at 12:54pm with 4,947 notes
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5 months ago on December 09, 2011 at 12:54pm with 4,947 notes
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“If he has a neck tattoo, I’m gonna lick it.”
You are my favorite. Not Seth. Abeeda.
My perfect date night: I pick you up. In my Kia Sorrento. You get in. There’s candles in the car. You go, ‘… Is that dangerous?’ and I go, ‘Yes — but I like danger.’
We go to your favorite restaurant, and we have a fantastic meal. We come outside and we see my car’s on fire. You go, ‘Aziz, your car’s on fire. Aren’t you upset?’ I pull out a bag of marshmallows and I go, ‘No. I knew this was gonna happen.’
And then I kiss you. In front of my burning car.
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- INTERVIEWER: Aziz, this question has come through from multiple people: any plans on getting Jesse on Parks and Rec?
- AZIZ ANSARI: That'd be fun! Yeah, we should do that. I'll ask.
- JESSE EISENBERG: That sounds sincere. [faux enthusiasm] "Great sure! Come on down!"
