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When I was a little boy, I was more like a 67 year old gay man that’s kinda over it sexually, ya know? I was just like an old queen. I would come onto the recess yard and be like, “Everyone, get out of my way! I just want to sit here and feed my birds.” The gym teacher would tell me to play kickball, and I’d be like, “you want me to do whaaaat?”

When I was a little boy, I was more like a 67 year old gay man that’s kinda over it sexually, ya know? I was just like an old queen. I would come onto the recess yard and be like, “Everyone, get out of my way! I just want to sit here and feed my birds.” The gym teacher would tell me to play kickball, and I’d be like, “you want me to do whaaaat?”

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3 weeks ago on January 30, 2012 at 06:47pm with 301 notes
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