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sometimes i just get these alisha quotes stuck in...
“hay”
“yoh that runna guy”
“there’s nothing wrong wif me! yoh the one with the prob-lum!”
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I realised my type is me, but better. Which I think is okay. I just need to find somebody who wants himself, but much, much worse.
August 2011
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It was around this time [at 13-years-old] that Eisenberg started taking the bus...
– Natalie Shukur on Jesse Eisenberg, Nylon Guys (Nov 2010)
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I love Aaron Sorkin characters because I, like the rest of the North American...
– Mindy Kaling (via bestpicture1977)
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going through high school stuff on our old...
At the end of a stressful, tedious, and exhausting day at school, I trudge into the house. The first thing I do is flop down on the cool, leather couch, and flip on the television. Here, I am swept away. Swept away into the world of Central Perk or Capeside, Connecticut. Here is my sanctuary. As I float into the dimension of fiction, I forget everything I am supposed to remember, don’t...
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he was like “i’ll buy you two tacos”
and i was like “good.”
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lynnr:
Can I just say that I was on the fence about Jesse Eisenberg until 30 Minutes or Less and I’m sorry because I know Lindsay will yell at me about that, but I just was like meh you’re just too freakin awkward before (even IRL because I saw him at that press conference last year) and now I’m like ooookay I want to drive around getting high and delivering pizzas with you forever. And OTPFB...
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Eisenberg is really quite good here as a hopeless young man that suddenly finds...
– Nick Spake, 30 Minutes or Less review (via becoss)
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He leaned toward Sammy as they started off, lowering his voice. The tall skinny kid with the big nose had fallen a few steps behind them to light a cigarette. “Who the hell is that guy?”
“This?” Sammy said. He took hold of the kid’s elbow and tugged him forward as though bringing him out onstage to take a deserved bow. He reached up to grab a handful of the...
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