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Dwight Schrute: Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check-in time in now, check-out time is never.
Jim Halpert: Does my room have cable?
Dwight Schrute: No. And the sheets are made of fire.
Jim Halpert: Can I change rooms?
Dwight Schrute: Sorry we're all booked up. Hell convention in town.
Jim Halpert: Can I have a late check-out?
Dwight Schrute: I'll have to talk to the manager.
Jim Halpert: You're not the manager, even in your own fantasy?
Dwight Schrute: I'm the owner.. the co-owner. With Satan!
Jim Halpert: Okay, just so I understand it. In your wildest fantasy, you are in hell and you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil.
Dwight Schrute: But I haven't told you my salary yet.
Jim Halpert: Go.
Dwight Schrute: Eighty thousand dollars.

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ceratonin: spacejam: I’m probably behind the times, but oh well! Princess and the Frog? Meet the Jewish-American Princess. HAHA! this is actually hilarious. “So she screams ‘you’re not my real dad’-“

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supdogmillionaire:alexandra-ewing:planettampon: Alia Shawkat remakes the ‘TOP THAT!’ rap scene from Teen Witch. OMG. I just can’t even breathe.

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circlegame:robyn-sparkles:downtheapples:thedailywhat: CollegeHumor Original of the Day: Meanwhile, at an unassuming inner-city school of witchcraft and wizardry… Money: “I look like pro-Quidditch material to you?”

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