February 2009
omg
oldfilmsflicker:
fancyfree:
if you saw slumdog millionaire and you didn’t cry at the end, you must be dead inside.
true story
Don’t Change Your Plans - Ben Folds Five
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What are your top 5 favorite albums of all time?
aquariumdrinkr:
ohlivyuhuxtable:
Space Jam Soundtrack - The first CD I ever owned.
Oh Lindsay. Space Jam? I forget the first CD I owned, but some of my first cassettes included a pink Minnie Mouse one and the Andre soundtrack.
But top five faves:
Old 97’s “Satellite Rides”
Wilco’s “Yankee Hotel Foxtrot”
Death Cab’s “Transatlanticism”
Ben Kweller’s “On My Way”
Ryan Adam’s “Gold”
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What are your top 5 favorite albums of all time?
I don’t know why I would force myself to do this. It is so hard. But I like ranking/listing things, so I am. Anyway, mine are (in no particular order):
Rockin’ the Suburbs - Ben Folds. (Classic, pure, essential, and definitive Ben. I don’t think he’ll ever beat it, and I kind of hope he never does.)
The Unauthorized Biography of Reinhold Messner - Ben Folds Five. (The...
sharpless:
restlessfeline:
Lola - The Kinks
January 2009
Will Truman: I'm not an usher.
James Hanson: Well, then, why are you dressed like an usher?
Will Truman: I'm not. I'm Captain Von Trapp. I have seven singing children and my cold heart was recently melted by a young nun.
James Hanson: Where do you think you are?
Will Truman: Uh, at the "Sound of Music" Sing-a-Long. Where do you think you are?
James Hanson: At the 7:40 showing of "Memoirs of a Geisha."
Will Truman: Ooh... I think you're in the wrong place.
James Hanson: If this isn't the theater showing "Memoirs of a Geisha," then why are all these people coming out, going "eh?"
Why is there such an under-appreciation for Inside...
No one knows what it is whenever I talk about it. I don’t get that. Seriously, what?
WatchFox Searchlight Searchlab Shorts: Whatever We Do
Directed by Kevin Connolly and starring Robert Downey Jr., Amanda Peet, Tim Roth, and Zooey Deschanel.
A 2003 Sundance short, a newly engaged 30 something’s plans for a romantic day are thwarted when the man’s charismatic and crazy childhood friend arrives with an agenda to celebrate the pending nuptials via a drunken debauch, and the...
ohlivyuhuxtable
sharpless:
I adore your username. Hi. :)
Oh, thank you!! I knew one day someone would appreciate it. Hi!
10 Chick Flick Cliches that are not in He's Just... →
I laughed way too hard at this.
gifparty:
This week's episode of Skins was nearly...
I was bored and/or disgusted the entire time. I am hoping that this is because it was Cook’s episode. Looking forward to more Effy, Freddie, JJ, and the twins. I don’t want to give up hope on the new cast yet, but things are lookin’ pretty bleak.
gifparty:
This kind… of agility?
Facebook is broken right now and I wanted to send...
Syd: I’m reading the Parents Just Don’t Understand articles on collegehumor. This one took me like three minutes to get through because I was laughing so hard at every sentence. Oh my god.
My mom called me over to ask why her cactus cord wasn’t working to charge her phone through her computer. After realizing that the “cactus” was her way of identifying the USB sign,...
“To me, it’s a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you...”
– Jack Handey
“Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and...”
– Jack Handey
“If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while...”
– Jack Handey
“If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked...”
– Jack Handey
alexewing:
saramcpherson:
“Fired” by Ben...
purplediculous:
ANYONE USED TO WATCH DEGRASSI?...
Life is a Masquerade - Ben Folds and Josh Groban
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“Well, that’s the first thing ya gotta learn - headlines don’t sell...”
– Jack Kelly
I just tried to “like” someone’s Facebook status. There’s no little heart there :(
gift that keeps on giving
ferrrn:
me: hi
bro: supdog millionaire
I am totally using this now.
aquariumdrinkr:
I love snow days. I can actually catch up on all the work I need to get done. Which isn’t actually fun, but oh well.
Oh my god, true life. This morning I got the text alert from Pace (for reals, I don’t know how to stop them because it’s not like I can text the university alert system back) about the snow day. But I was half asleep, and I thought it meant for Portland...
Lindsay: Uhh some guy just on on the streetcar and he looks like young robert downey jr. I am talking uncanny! Ah!!!
Sydney: Haha its him! Travelin back in time ya know
Lindsay: Eee!!
Sydney: You should tell him that you liked him in the elton john video he'll be like what you know.
Lindsay: Don't worry bobby i can keep yer secritz
Sydney: I can't im gon tumblr that crap
I didn't realize that I typed that first text so badly. Oops. Still, this totally happened! Tumblrin' the celeb gossip that happens on the Portland public transportation, obviously.
Tony Hale is
1. Buster Bluth
2. Mr. Roboto commercial guy
3. Small part on any given TV show
He is really making some good rounds. Although, I am sorry Tony, but for reals I will never be able to take you seriously. You were a teacher in United States of Tara this week, and honestly, do you think I did not just laugh when you were trying to be serious/dramatic?
Oh also, I enjoyed you as a...
I'm a sad drunk.
acewepeel:
Tonight I got drunk and showed my friends all my ex’s Facebooks, and then logged onto Tumblr and showed them how it worked. I tried convincing them to get Tumblrs because they are “cool” and would have a lot of interesting stuff to share with everyone.
I’m a sad drunk too, sometimes. But it sounds like you have it better than me. At least you are not crying for no reason!...
“I’m just a waiter!”
– GOB Bluth
Sydney: now i'm gonna get back to my bucket. im only eating the skin, so the chicken's up for grabs!
Me: a kid told me about this turtle that when you blow bubbles in it's face, it chases ya!
Sydney: you are my everest!
Me: floop de flee!
Sydney: paper! snow! a ghost!!!
Me: ohh, he's got a Ross.
Sydney: it's moo.
“If you’re not careful, you may not get married AT ALL this year.”
– Chandler to Ross, ‘Friends’ (via britches) 